Why can’t people pay?

Freelance writer needed, no pay.

What! How the $%*@ do you expect to get something for mother-&%$#ing free. And then you want quality? Oh, hell no!

Whoa, sorry, took on another personality for a minute. Really, I never talk like that. But my point is still valid.

Why writers shouldn’t make money?

Well, I can’t rightfully say since people peddling their you know what on the street make more than most writers. Musicians make money, construction workers make money, shit those dudes that clean out the Sani-Huts make good money.

Hey, we got mouths to feed too!

So tell me how someone who cleans poop for a living makes money, but writers don’t.

Well, everyone can write, right? So maybe I should see if there’s a job opening scrapin’ pooh off the inside of the local construction site’s Cooks.