When all you have to talk about is your ailments

I have the pleasure of sitting next to this chic, who thinks that coming to work and talking about her ailments is sexy. Why would anyone want people to know your business like that. It seems to me that this person thinks that this is a way to get attention, but it really just makes you wonder about the sanity of this person. Every week, its either my foot is swollen, my stomach hurts, my ribs hurt, I am fat. My goodness, keep that shite to yourself. It is so ugly and very weird. How on earth did this chic get hired. All she does is bring the division down. She should be fired.

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#1 Rachel on 10.10.08 at 9:58 am

Maybe she is fishing for compliments. You should just let her know it really isn’t working.

#2 cb on 10.10.08 at 10:07 am

You’re freakin’ me out man!

No, seriously, it makes me a bit uneasy when people talk about their bad health. When I hear this talk, I start to think I should go to the doctor, but if I tell the doctor that the only reason I’m here is because my cube neighbor thinks she’s suffering from appendicitis and so I must be too, he’ll send me over to Bellevue with a diagnosis of neurosis instead.

I just can’t talk about this anymore.

#3 cb on 10.10.08 at 10:13 am

So I went and took a test to see if I’m neurotic and guess what… I am

You are slightly neurotic, and fairly enlightened as well.

Hell, you’d have to be neurotic to take a test like that in the first place. I prefer the enlightened part myself.

#4 Rachel on 10.10.08 at 10:14 am

What the hell are you talking about?!

#5 cb on 10.10.08 at 10:16 am

Uh, yeah, I don’t really know. Let’s just ignore that. Anyone else have something to say?

Please?

Ha.

Yeah.

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