After considering their opinion of course, should you:
A. Tell them to fuck off in the politest possible way?
or B. Tell them to fuck off in the sexiest possible way?
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August 30th, 2008 | Being good at what you do, Coping, How to say fuck off, Internet marketing, Marketing, SEM, SEO, When to say fuck off, Why to say fuck off, Working with others
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Hey, sex sells.
So what you are saying is that if you are trying to tell someone to fuck off (not really selling here) then a little-old-lady is perfect.
Hmmm, is it possible to sell by telling people to fuck off?
That’s the opposite of selling isn’t it?
People want what they can’t have. And that’s you baby!
Ever thought of running a little experiment on this?
Hmmm, maybe.
Opposites attract.
If sex sells and opposites attract then sexy would only sell to ugly people. Very useful if you’re selling plastic surgery.
Or a Wonderbra… maybe alcohol… or date rape drugs. Oh wait, we don’t market those. My bad.
According to the voting, and my effective deductive reasoning, there’s a lot of ugly people reading your site.
Ok, ok, we’re all beautiful people man.
Besides, we might be wrong here. People are attracted to people that look like them. Kind of like how dogs look like their owners.
Ugly –> Ugly
Pretty –> Pretty
Personally, I think it’s directly related to our materialistic, fake ass society and it probably goes something like this:
Ugly –> Pretty
Pretty –> Prettier
and maybe even:
Pretty –> Not as pretty
cause we all know if you’re with an ugly, you look a lot better my comparison.
Are we really having this conversation?
No.
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