I had the worst experience ever yesterday while at work…
I was sitting in my cubicle enjoying a great cup of coffee when all of a sudden I smelt something so foul, I nearly puked.
Now I am still not sure who it was, it could be one of two of the biguns that work on either side of my cubicle. OH my lawd, this stench was so gross. It smelled like a woman who diddled herself and did not clean up after. Then sat in front of a heater that warmed it up so as to make the smell even worse. Since I did not know who it was, I really did not feel that I could say something. I probably should have just announced “what the hell is that smell”. Luckily today, da coochy is not smelling.
Who doesn’t shower before work?!
What the hell, why not shower before and after work. Even if you are obese, it really is much more embarrassing having a nasty funk lingering all around you. Maybe the people you live with don’t mind, but why subject innocent people to that stuff. YUK!
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Oh hell no! Shit, I thought it was nasty when my cube neighbor farted about an hour ago (and it still stinks), but I ain’t got shit on you bro.
Somebody light a match. Wait, be careful cb. You don’t want to blow up the office. Or do you?
Hey, they couldn’t blame me. It’s not my fault the office is slowly filling up with highly flammable gas (at least it seems so from the smell of it).
Hold up, you guys are getting off subject here. I would rather smell a nasty fart than a stinky p…. At least the fart dissipates, whatever that funk was next to me was gross and lingered all freakin day. Not sure if you have ever smelt a person that does not clean themselves, but let me tell you, I wanted to kill myself.
How’s the air over there today, jbooboo?
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