Kill me now! Kill me now!

figfaceHave you ever met someone that is so obsessed with being a fig face, that all that comes out of their mouth is complaints. I have had the unfortunate experience of having to listen to a coworker’s shit every morning. It amazes me how someone can be so negative. I guess when you are 200+lbs there just is not too much to be excited about. I say death to the naysayers, death to the cowbutts, and death to the no sex getting mutha whos. How can you be married or living with someone and not get laid. UGGH!

What a waste of space

If I hear one more comment about how much this beast eats or what ailments this animal has, I am going to explode. Please masturbate or something. You are driving me nuts.

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#1 cb on 09.09.08 at 1:24 pm

It’s ok jb. Hey, it could be worse she could smell too. Oh, wait…

#2 jbooboo on 09.09.08 at 2:01 pm

Good lord if the bitch smelt, we would be having an entirely different conversation. Thank the lord that is not the case. Die naysayer die.

#3 Rachel on 09.09.08 at 3:01 pm

I used to work right next to a woman who would complain about her feet all the time. I tried to be nice and display some sympathy until she showed me her feet. OMG corns! It was the most disturbing thing I’d ever seen and I just had to tell her to leave me alone. She quit about a week later. Oops.

#4 cb on 09.09.08 at 3:02 pm

OMG, that’s horrible. You know what else I hate… loud people on the other side of my cube. Why can’t I work from home? :(

#5 jasper on 12.03.08 at 12:39 pm

well now why dont ya ask my wife i aint done the diddly for 2 months now wheres my goat

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