- Be a nice person to your coworkers and most likely they will be nice to you.
- Don’t bother people with your bitching constantly it is annoying to others. It is one thing to have a bad day, but if that bad day turns into your every day life story it can become very annoying to others.
- Be careful sharing secrets with coworkers. Loose lips sink ships and people you tell a secret to may not be as secretive as you would like. This can cause major problems.
- Never talk about how much weight you have gained. When we gain weight there is a tendency to talk about with others and share the misery. One thing people forget is that even though you may feel fat you may not look fat. Bringing this fact up can just bring attention to yourself that is uneccessary. Hold you head up and shut the F… up, for christ sake get some exercise.
- Gossiping about others is a no no. It always gets back to the person you are gossiping about. So be careful when talking shit about others.
- Be as cheerful as possible. No body like to be around boring, tired, pissy people. Not only does it make you unattractive, but it can cause people to not want to be around you. It really is nobodies business what aweful things have happened to you. So practice smiling and just act happy even if you are not. At least you will be more likeable.
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Eh, fuck all that. The best way to get to the top is to be as mean as possible and always step on the little people. Remember it’s not talking shit if it’s true.
7. Leave as soon as possible so as not to fall asleep at your desk and disturb your fellow cube dweller with your snoring.
8. Wear your stinkiest shoes to avoid those long, boring meetings. That’s what email is for anyway, right?
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