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I’m number one, dammit!

I used to be able to type my name into Google and come up number one in the search results. I even beat out a famous field hockey player (if there really is such a thing, the sport must be big outside of America). Yesterday I was number two and now today I’m the third. Third!

What’s the worst part?

I’m getting my ass kicked by “Plump Rumps #3″. What the fuck is the world coming to? The funny part is I had to check it out to make sure I didn’t have an ex playing revenge. I mean, not like I do that sort of thing, but maybe I was drunk… Yeah, no, anyway I have faith that Google will figure out who the real slim is and get my shit back on top (no pun intended).

1. Be a nice person to your coworkers and most likely they will be nice to you.
2. Don’t bother people with your bitching constantly it is annoying to others. It is one thing to have a bad day, but if that bad day turns into your every day life story it can become very annoying to others.
3. Be careful sharing secrets with coworkers. Loose lips sink ships and people you tell a secret to may not be as secretive as you would like. This can cause major problems.
4. Never talk about how much weight you have gained. When we gain weight there is a tendency to talk about with others and share the misery. One thing people forget is that even though you may feel fat you may not look fat. Bringing this fact up can just bring attention to yourself that is uneccessary. Hold you head up and shut the F… up, for christ sake get some exercise.
5. Gossiping about others is a no no. It always gets back to the person you are gossiping about. So be careful when talking shit about others.
6. Be as cheerful as possible. No body like to be around boring, tired, pissy people. Not only does it make you unattractive, but it can cause people to not want to be around you. It really is nobodies business what aweful things have happened to you. So practice smiling and just act happy even if you are not. At least you will be more likeable.

It is really sad when you have to listen to a person’s negative thoughts on a daily basis. I mean if you are a negative thinking person and you hate your life so much, just freakin’ kill yourself. Not everyone thinks the way you do and in fact some of us are quite happy. That happiness gives normal people the strength to deal with your negative ass. If you really want people to think you are as ugly as you feel, then by all means keep talking shit. Otherwise, you should really think about what is coming out of your mouth. It is so unattractive to constantly hear about your hates and rants of why your are so miserable. I would frankly rather you crap on me then listen to you boring conversation. If people that think negative would just take two seconds and think of all the positive things in their lives, they probably would be happier. No one is 100% happy 100% of the time, but your attitide can be. Changing your attitude about your life and other people can be very beneficial; people will actually like to talk to you, you won’t look like a total ass all the time, you may even lose weight and keep those nasty wrinkles from forming on your sour face.

Everything is comin’ our way

Well, I finally got paid for some freelance work I did over a month ago and I’ve written my rebuttal to give to HR regarding that good, old-fashion bashing someone tried to pass off as a review. I feel much better now with some help from mother’s little yellow pills (Joking really, don’t turn me in and I do not condone drug use. If I do, it doesn’t effect my work anyways. Is beer a drug?).

Now, if I could just get the bank to give me back my money…

Ha, wishful thinking. I would however like to be taken seriously. Is it that I’m a writer or a woman, that people don’t think I have a “real job”? Maybe it’s the “freelance” in freelance writer?

Well, you can come and go as you please, right? Aren’t you working from home yet? You don’t really need to go into the office, do you?

NO! YES! Grrr…

It’s called a “job”. J…O…B. This thing called “job” is somewhere you have to be daily. It’s called accountability people. So next time you want me to take the day off to go “tubin’ down the Truckee”, remember my paycheck pays the bills, and clean up that snot the little darling just wiped on the wall if your going to be home all day.

Then again, where’s the balance?

When do you get to stop and reap the rewards of what you have sewn? When I find out, I’ll let you know…

Three centuries later…

Hmmm… Still thinking.