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October 2nd, 2008 — A whole lot safer, America's most disgusting inventions, Cheap as a gallon of gas, Circus act, Coping, Get the FCC to add this to their list of things you can't say on the radio, Getting ripped off, God damned porno!, How to get to the top, I'm bent!, Internet marketing, SEM, SEO, Self Esteem, Taken seriously, Where’s the balance, copybitch is not responsible
I’m number one, dammit!
I used to be able to type my name into Google and come up number one in the search results. I even beat out a famous field hockey player (if there really is such a thing, the sport must be big outside of America). Yesterday I was number two and now today I’m the third. Third!
What’s the worst part?
I’m getting my ass kicked by “Plump Rumps #3″. What the fuck is the world coming to? The funny part is I had to check it out to make sure I didn’t have an ex playing revenge. I mean, not like I do that sort of thing, but maybe I was drunk… Yeah, no, anyway I have faith that Google will figure out who the real slim is and get my shit back on top (no pun intended).
September 8th, 2008 — Being good at what you do, Bitch, Control freak, Coping, How to get to the top, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…, I'm going to freak the fuck out!, If I could just get the bank to give me back my money…, Insecurity is a vicious weapon, Kick the next person who talks over me in a meeting right in the fucking head!, SEM, SEO, Taken seriously, The meeting, Tired of people trying to do my job, Why the fuck did they hire me, Working with others
Bitch, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…
Grrrrrrrr, I am so fucking tired of people stepping in and trying to do my job, trying to tell me how things that I am responsible for are going to be done, and I think I’ll kick the next person who talks over me in a meeting right in the fucking head!
Again, why did they hire me?!
Well, let me tell ya (again). Because I know what the fuck I am doing! (Besides, why didn’t you get the job then, hmmm?) I’d like to show you that I know what I am doing, but you won’t let me. Oh well, maybe someday, I’ll finally get my big break.
Here’s more on my wishlist:
- Freedom to use my talent as necessary
- Authority to have control over my responsibilities
- Others to shut the fuck up and listen
Pretty simple, eh? (I need to be a creative director.)
August 30th, 2008 — Being good at what you do, Coping, How to say fuck off, Internet marketing, Marketing, SEM, SEO, When to say fuck off, Why to say fuck off, Working with others
After considering their opinion of course, should you:
A. Tell them to fuck off in the politest possible way?
or B. Tell them to fuck off in the sexiest possible way?
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