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I have the pleasure of sitting next to this chic, who thinks that coming to work and talking about her ailments is sexy. Why would anyone want people to know your business like that. It seems to me that this person thinks that this is a way to get attention, but it really just makes you wonder about the sanity of this person. Every week, its either my foot is swollen, my stomach hurts, my ribs hurt, I am fat. My goodness, keep that shite to yourself. It is so ugly and very weird. How on earth did this chic get hired. All she does is bring the division down. She should be fired.

I had the worst experience ever yesterday while at work…

I was sitting in my cubicle enjoying a great cup of coffee when all of a sudden I smelt something so foul, I nearly puked.

Now I am still not sure who it was, it could be one of two of the biguns that work on either side of my cubicle. OH my lawd, this stench was so gross. It smelled like a woman who diddled herself and did not clean up after. Then sat in front of a heater that warmed it up so as to make the smell even worse. Since I did not know who it was, I really did not feel that I could say something. I probably should have just announced “what the hell is that smell”. Luckily today, da coochy is not smelling.

Who doesn’t shower before work?!

What the hell, why not shower before and after work. Even if you are obese, it really is much more embarrassing having a nasty funk lingering all around you. Maybe the people you live with don’t mind, but why subject innocent people to that stuff. YUK!

Have you ever met someone that is so obsessed with being a fig face, that all that comes out of their mouth is complaints. I have had the unfortunate experience of having to listen to a coworker’s shit every morning. It amazes me how someone can be so negative. I guess when you are 200+lbs there just is not too much to be excited about. I say death to the naysayers, death to the cowbutts, and death to the no sex getting mutha whos. How can you be married or living with someone and not get laid. UGGH!

What a waste of space

If I hear one more comment about how much this beast eats or what ailments this animal has, I am going to explode. Please masturbate or something. You are driving me nuts.

1. Be a nice person to your coworkers and most likely they will be nice to you.
2. Don’t bother people with your bitching constantly it is annoying to others. It is one thing to have a bad day, but if that bad day turns into your every day life story it can become very annoying to others.
3. Be careful sharing secrets with coworkers. Loose lips sink ships and people you tell a secret to may not be as secretive as you would like. This can cause major problems.
4. Never talk about how much weight you have gained. When we gain weight there is a tendency to talk about with others and share the misery. One thing people forget is that even though you may feel fat you may not look fat. Bringing this fact up can just bring attention to yourself that is uneccessary. Hold you head up and shut the F… up, for christ sake get some exercise.
5. Gossiping about others is a no no. It always gets back to the person you are gossiping about. So be careful when talking shit about others.
6. Be as cheerful as possible. No body like to be around boring, tired, pissy people. Not only does it make you unattractive, but it can cause people to not want to be around you. It really is nobodies business what aweful things have happened to you. So practice smiling and just act happy even if you are not. At least you will be more likeable.

It is really sad when you have to listen to a person’s negative thoughts on a daily basis. I mean if you are a negative thinking person and you hate your life so much, just freakin’ kill yourself. Not everyone thinks the way you do and in fact some of us are quite happy. That happiness gives normal people the strength to deal with your negative ass. If you really want people to think you are as ugly as you feel, then by all means keep talking shit. Otherwise, you should really think about what is coming out of your mouth. It is so unattractive to constantly hear about your hates and rants of why your are so miserable. I would frankly rather you crap on me then listen to you boring conversation. If people that think negative would just take two seconds and think of all the positive things in their lives, they probably would be happier. No one is 100% happy 100% of the time, but your attitide can be. Changing your attitude about your life and other people can be very beneficial; people will actually like to talk to you, you won’t look like a total ass all the time, you may even lose weight and keep those nasty wrinkles from forming on your sour face.