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Have you ever met someone that is so obsessed with being a fig face, that all that comes out of their mouth is complaints. I have had the unfortunate experience of having to listen to a coworker’s shit every morning. It amazes me how someone can be so negative. I guess when you are 200+lbs there just is not too much to be excited about. I say death to the naysayers, death to the cowbutts, and death to the no sex getting mutha whos. How can you be married or living with someone and not get laid. UGGH!

What a waste of space

If I hear one more comment about how much this beast eats or what ailments this animal has, I am going to explode. Please masturbate or something. You are driving me nuts.

Sionara bruja!

The bitch is gone. Yep, outta here. No more,

• “You suck because I micromanage.”
• “I’m going to ignore you because I’m insecure.”
• “You come up with better ideas than I do, so I am going to trash your review.”
• “I’m faking it (or drunk) when I’m nice to you, which I try not to be too often.”
• “I hate that they hired you, so I’m going to make your life hell…”

Finito!

I may just make it after all. Funny thing that kharma.

In a nutshell,

You’re unintelligent and barely able to do general research, your SEO knowledge is basic if that, and you can’t write using proper grammar.

Then why the fuck did they hire me you chunky little Russian bitch!

And yes, I know there is supposed to be a question mark there, but I chose to break the rule as it’s a rhetorical question (Look it up if you don’t know what rhetorical means. Here’s a hint it might not be in your Russian-English translation book, so go beyond that).

Insecurity is a vicious weapon.

I really didn’t want to believe it when my aunt told me that women are the worst to work with in a corporate environment. Yes, I’ve heard that they are less likely to give another woman a hands-up for fear they may put themselves in jeopardy (women’s studies courses), but I really just didn’t want to believe it. I still don’t, but it seems to have crept it’s way into my life like the smell of dirty feet from the office cubical next to me (not really, the office smells fine).

How to get to the top: Sleep with whoever’s above you and crush the ones below.

Need I say more here. Of course I don’t degrade myself this far as to do something like that and apparently, that’s why I am getting squished like an aphid.

Well, what do you do if you’re the aphid? Here’s what I did:

1. Printed out about 247 emails contradicting the allegations that I pretty much suck
2. Determined I would stick up for myself in the meeting
3. Confronted my accuser
4. And I’m not done…

After she ignored me and my ridiculous amount of proof, she told me I couldn’t do anything about the false accusations made to compile my annual review (if you can call it a review, I call it a good old-fashion bashing). She stated and I quote,

This is not a draft.

Never underestimate people

Unfortunately she’s banking on my apparent inability to research and the fact that I am new to the company. But, I asked around and I can file a rebuttal. Stay tuned and remember karma is a powerful thing.