Entries Tagged 'Internet marketing' ↓
October 10th, 2008 — A special on their buffet, A whole lot safer, America's most disgusting inventions, Circus act, Get the FCC to add this to their list of things you can't say on the radio, God damned porno!, Gotta love spam, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…, Internet marketing, Marketing, Read this shit at your own risk, Statements that cause aneurysms, Taken seriously, You know your rude when..., copybitch is not responsible
Now I have to wonder, who the hell is doing this shit? I mean really, do they think people will actually click through even if by some miracle the comment makes it past the spam filter?
Well, here’s a few of my favorites (without the links to the porno, sorry, and if you need viagra, go somewhere else):
- Leallimpelo | patron acceptance pauperismed accoutrement viagra inconceivable r“le scribble housecoat (What the fuck are you saying, man?!)
- whelawhobby | rush reckon myriad heedful deluge cialis rush (Well, this just sounds terrifying)
- IcorsnIbrubre | black iron poker slot scaletrix cache creek casino (See above comment, hot poker?) playing cards illegal during middle ages (So how old do you have to be again?)
- plogypeskelry | rely on up to boyfriend and testament good sense cialis expansive pedagogical (Well I know what I’d do if my boyfriend ever said something like this to me.)
- ambudrotins | vufjydsawdf
free anal sex (Do people pay for this often?)
But my all-time favorite is…
Stissismdek | You site very good and interesting . Thanks and sory
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sory
sory
(Why are you apologizing? For not using spell checker or just spamming the hell out of my blog? A spammer with a conscience, hmmm?)
In conclusion…
All I can say is good luck (and kindly leave me the hell alone).
October 2nd, 2008 — A whole lot safer, America's most disgusting inventions, Cheap as a gallon of gas, Circus act, Coping, Get the FCC to add this to their list of things you can't say on the radio, Getting ripped off, God damned porno!, How to get to the top, I'm bent!, Internet marketing, SEM, SEO, Self Esteem, Taken seriously, Where’s the balance, copybitch is not responsible
I’m number one, dammit!
I used to be able to type my name into Google and come up number one in the search results. I even beat out a famous field hockey player (if there really is such a thing, the sport must be big outside of America). Yesterday I was number two and now today I’m the third. Third!
What’s the worst part?
I’m getting my ass kicked by “Plump Rumps #3″. What the fuck is the world coming to? The funny part is I had to check it out to make sure I didn’t have an ex playing revenge. I mean, not like I do that sort of thing, but maybe I was drunk… Yeah, no, anyway I have faith that Google will figure out who the real slim is and get my shit back on top (no pun intended).
August 30th, 2008 — Being good at what you do, Coping, How to say fuck off, Internet marketing, Marketing, SEM, SEO, When to say fuck off, Why to say fuck off, Working with others
After considering their opinion of course, should you:
A. Tell them to fuck off in the politest possible way?
or B. Tell them to fuck off in the sexiest possible way?
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