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Ya know you’re rude when…

September 10th, 2008 — But other people are starving, Circus act, Coping, Get the FCC to add this to their list of things you can't say on the radio, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…, I'm bent!, I'm going to freak the fuck out!, That's what everybody's bitching about!, Work etiquette, Working with others, You know your rude when...

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  1. The people next to you can’t hear themselves think
  2. The person across the building can hear you on your conference call and their not on the phone
  3. People leave work to do their work
  4. You’re giving your cube neighbor a headache
  5. No one wants to start a conversation with you
  6. Everyone around you (and in the building for that matter) has their noise canceling headphones up to full blast
  7. The office has started a fund raiser to purchase earplugs
  8. You can’t shut the hell up!

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Kill me now! Kill me now!

September 9th, 2008 — Bitch, Circus act, Control freak, How to say fuck off, I'm going to freak the fuck out!, Karma is a powerful thing, Negative people at work, Self Esteem, When to say fuck off, copybitch is not responsible

figfaceHave you ever met someone that is so obsessed with being a fig face, that all that comes out of their mouth is complaints. I have had the unfortunate experience of having to listen to a coworker’s shit every morning. It amazes me how someone can be so negative. I guess when you are 200+lbs there just is not too much to be excited about. I say death to the naysayers, death to the cowbutts, and death to the no sex getting mutha whos. How can you be married or living with someone and not get laid. UGGH!

What a waste of space

If I hear one more comment about how much this beast eats or what ailments this animal has, I am going to explode. Please masturbate or something. You are driving me nuts.

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OMG, I’m going to freak the fuck out!

September 8th, 2008 — Being good at what you do, Bitch, Control freak, Coping, How to get to the top, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…, I'm going to freak the fuck out!, If I could just get the bank to give me back my money…, Insecurity is a vicious weapon, Kick the next person who talks over me in a meeting right in the fucking head!, SEM, SEO, Taken seriously, The meeting, Tired of people trying to do my job, Why the fuck did they hire me, Working with others

Bitch, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…

kick-in-the-headGrrrrrrrr, I am so fucking tired of people stepping in and trying to do my job, trying to tell me how things that I am responsible for are going to be done, and I think I’ll kick the next person who talks over me in a meeting right in the fucking head!

Again, why did they hire me?!

Well, let me tell ya (again). Because I know what the fuck I am doing! (Besides, why didn’t you get the job then, hmmm?) I’d like to show you that I know what I am doing, but you won’t let me. Oh well, maybe someday, I’ll finally get my big break.

Here’s more on my wishlist:

  • Freedom to use my talent as necessary
  • Authority to have control over my responsibilities
  • Others to shut the fuck up and listen

Pretty simple, eh? (I need to be a creative director.)

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