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When all you have to talk about is your ailments

I have the pleasure of sitting next to this chic, who thinks that coming to work and talking about her ailments is sexy. Why would anyone want people to know your business like that. It seems to me that this person thinks that this is a way to get attention, but it really just makes you wonder about the sanity of this person. Every week, its either my foot is swollen, my stomach hurts, my ribs hurt, I am fat. My goodness, keep that shite to yourself. It is so ugly and very weird. How on earth did this chic get hired. All she does is bring the division down. She should be fired.

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Kill me now! Kill me now!

figfaceHave you ever met someone that is so obsessed with being a fig face, that all that comes out of their mouth is complaints. I have had the unfortunate experience of having to listen to a coworker’s shit every morning. It amazes me how someone can be so negative. I guess when you are 200+lbs there just is not too much to be excited about. I say death to the naysayers, death to the cowbutts, and death to the no sex getting mutha whos. How can you be married or living with someone and not get laid. UGGH!

What a waste of space

If I hear one more comment about how much this beast eats or what ailments this animal has, I am going to explode. Please masturbate or something. You are driving me nuts.

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What to do when people try to tell you how to run your business…

After considering their opinion of course, should you:

A. Tell them to fuck off in the politest possible way?

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or B. Tell them to fuck off in the sexiest possible way?

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What's the right way to say fuck off?

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