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Ok, ok, so this really isn’t a surprise for anyone who has had the unfortunate experience of listening to these fools (I mean look at these people), but let me get back to my story…

So I’m driving into work…

… this morning, mind you I’m a commuter now, and I’m scrolling through the radio stations and low and behold more talk of Obama. But this isn’t intelligent talk about the economic state of our country or the environment… they’re talking about how Obama’s family will decorate the White House in their not so thrilling series Obama Nation. Ha, ha, get it. Yeah it’s that dumb.

Who Fucking Cares!

That’s number one, but I always hate to be reminded that I still live in a redneck, republican, asshole state. I’ll let you guess which one. Rob, Arnie & Dawn are the poster children for the ignorance that runs rampant through this place (and a frightening large majority of the rest of this country).

Anyway, back to my bitch…

You really can’t be saying a black president will have leopard print rugs, posters of Michel Jordan, and MTV all up in there filming an episode of cribs. You guys are apparently so stupid that you don’t even realize the racial ramifications of what you are saying. Hell, you might as well say that for the Obama’s first White House meal they’re having fried chicken and watermelon.

What’s worse?

After completely demonstrating your stereotypical racist belief system and preaching it through the radio like Rush Limbaugh so all have to be victims of your bullshit, you show off your sexist side to accompany your antisemitism. “Shooting blanks” does not mean you have baby girls idiots! And why are you laughing Dawn? Any self-respecting woman would find this insulting. Get with the program, men are no longer the heir… whatever bullshit that went on long before your time. We (women) are working now and guess what, we can vote too.

And there’s more

Never mind the stupid woman (proud veteran to boot) who cried when Obama won because she felt we were, “saying goodbye to our country as we know it”. Well, good riddance, what has your country done for you lately? You’re lucky you didn’t get blown to shreds over there, but we’re not. (And Dawn, enough with your meaningless thank yous, and yeah, keep Jesus out of it.) Why don’t you join up, take Rob and Arnie with you, and do us all a favor?

It’s people like you that ruin our country and give us all a bad rap to the rest of the world. Thanks. As far as Obama running us, “further into the ground”, take a look at what little Bush did you ignorant fools.

Listen to these idiots here and share your bitch:

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As for me, I won’t be listening to that station anymore. Of course, Nappy wannabe on 102.9 wasn’t too impressive either. After running through her speal about the economy and unemployment… (reading her script) she states, “… and there are lots of mothers out there pushing their babies down the street in strollers hoping for something good to happen.”

What?

Really, what are they waiting for? Their babies to get run down by a drunk driver and the settlement to follow?

Ugh, this is why I buy lot’s of cds.

I had the worst experience ever yesterday while at work…

I was sitting in my cubicle enjoying a great cup of coffee when all of a sudden I smelt something so foul, I nearly puked.

Now I am still not sure who it was, it could be one of two of the biguns that work on either side of my cubicle. OH my lawd, this stench was so gross. It smelled like a woman who diddled herself and did not clean up after. Then sat in front of a heater that warmed it up so as to make the smell even worse. Since I did not know who it was, I really did not feel that I could say something. I probably should have just announced “what the hell is that smell”. Luckily today, da coochy is not smelling.

Who doesn’t shower before work?!

What the hell, why not shower before and after work. Even if you are obese, it really is much more embarrassing having a nasty funk lingering all around you. Maybe the people you live with don’t mind, but why subject innocent people to that stuff. YUK!

Why is it that every time I go out into Reno there is always some fat bioch with this hairdo. I had the most unfortunate experience this morning while coming into work. Some ugly fat ho had this same ugly ass hairdo, but with a color variation that just about made me puke. It was bleached blond on top, layered over black. It was the fugliest thing I had ever seen.

I love making fun of this ugly hair cut.

Once while I was out at a bar not 1, but 4 girls that were hanging out together all had this same ugly haircut. So I told my friend look that’s the hairdo I love, and they heard me. It was so funny because I was being totally sarcastic. If you have this dumb looking do, please do not do it again. Especially if you are a bigun. It is so not cute and no one wants to look at the rolls on your neck.

Peace.

In a nutshell,

You’re unintelligent and barely able to do general research, your SEO knowledge is basic if that, and you can’t write using proper grammar.

Then why the fuck did they hire me you chunky little Russian bitch!

And yes, I know there is supposed to be a question mark there, but I chose to break the rule as it’s a rhetorical question (Look it up if you don’t know what rhetorical means. Here’s a hint it might not be in your Russian-English translation book, so go beyond that).

Insecurity is a vicious weapon.

I really didn’t want to believe it when my aunt told me that women are the worst to work with in a corporate environment. Yes, I’ve heard that they are less likely to give another woman a hands-up for fear they may put themselves in jeopardy (women’s studies courses), but I really just didn’t want to believe it. I still don’t, but it seems to have crept it’s way into my life like the smell of dirty feet from the office cubical next to me (not really, the office smells fine).

How to get to the top: Sleep with whoever’s above you and crush the ones below.

Need I say more here. Of course I don’t degrade myself this far as to do something like that and apparently, that’s why I am getting squished like an aphid.

Well, what do you do if you’re the aphid? Here’s what I did:

1. Printed out about 247 emails contradicting the allegations that I pretty much suck
2. Determined I would stick up for myself in the meeting
3. Confronted my accuser
4. And I’m not done…

After she ignored me and my ridiculous amount of proof, she told me I couldn’t do anything about the false accusations made to compile my annual review (if you can call it a review, I call it a good old-fashion bashing). She stated and I quote,

This is not a draft.

Never underestimate people

Unfortunately she’s banking on my apparent inability to research and the fact that I am new to the company. But, I asked around and I can file a rebuttal. Stay tuned and remember karma is a powerful thing.