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Gotta love spam

Now I have to wonder, who the hell is doing this shit? I mean really, do they think people will actually click through even if by some miracle the comment makes it past the spam filter?

Well, here’s a few of my favorites (without the links to the porno, sorry, and if you need viagra, go somewhere else):

  • Leallimpelo | patron acceptance pauperismed accoutrement viagra inconceivable r“le scribble housecoat (What the fuck are you saying, man?!)
  • whelawhobby | rush reckon myriad heedful deluge cialis rush (Well, this just sounds terrifying)
  • IcorsnIbrubre | black iron poker slot scaletrix cache creek casino (See above comment, hot poker?) playing cards illegal during middle ages (So how old do you have to be again?)
  • plogypeskelry | rely on up to boyfriend and testament good sense cialis expansive pedagogical (Well I know what I’d do if my boyfriend ever said something like this to me.)
  • ambudrotins | vufjydsawdf
    free anal sex (Do people pay for this often?)

But my all-time favorite is…

Stissismdek | You site very good and interesting . Thanks and sory
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sory
sory
(Why are you apologizing? For not using spell checker or just spamming the hell out of my blog? A spammer with a conscience, hmmm?)

In conclusion…

All I can say is good luck (and kindly leave me the hell alone).

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God damned porno!

I’m number one, dammit!

I used to be able to type my name into Google and come up number one in the search results. I even beat out a famous field hockey player (if there really is such a thing, the sport must be big outside of America). Yesterday I was number two and now today I’m the third. Third!

What’s the worst part?

I’m getting my ass kicked by “Plump Rumps #3″. What the fuck is the world coming to? The funny part is I had to check it out to make sure I didn’t have an ex playing revenge. I mean, not like I do that sort of thing, but maybe I was drunk… Yeah, no, anyway I have faith that Google will figure out who the real slim is and get my shit back on top (no pun intended).

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