Entries Tagged 'Getting ripped off' ↓
October 2nd, 2008 — A whole lot safer, America's most disgusting inventions, Cheap as a gallon of gas, Circus act, Coping, Get the FCC to add this to their list of things you can't say on the radio, Getting ripped off, God damned porno!, How to get to the top, I'm bent!, Internet marketing, SEM, SEO, Self Esteem, Taken seriously, Where’s the balance, copybitch is not responsible
I’m number one, dammit!
I used to be able to type my name into Google and come up number one in the search results. I even beat out a famous field hockey player (if there really is such a thing, the sport must be big outside of America). Yesterday I was number two and now today I’m the third. Third!
What’s the worst part?
I’m getting my ass kicked by “Plump Rumps #3″. What the fuck is the world coming to? The funny part is I had to check it out to make sure I didn’t have an ex playing revenge. I mean, not like I do that sort of thing, but maybe I was drunk… Yeah, no, anyway I have faith that Google will figure out who the real slim is and get my shit back on top (no pun intended).
July 7th, 2008 — Copywriting, Getting paid, Getting ripped off, Writing
Freelance writer needed, no pay.
What! How the $%*@ do you expect to get something for mother-&%$#ing free. And then you want quality? Oh, hell no!
Whoa, sorry, took on another personality for a minute. Really, I never talk like that. But my point is still valid.
Why writers shouldn’t make money?
Well, I can’t rightfully say since people peddling their you know what on the street make more than most writers. Musicians make money, construction workers make money, shit those dudes that clean out the Sani-Huts make good money.
Hey, we got mouths to feed too!
So tell me how someone who cleans poop for a living makes money, but writers don’t.
Well, everyone can write, right? So maybe I should see if there’s a job opening scrapin’ pooh off the inside of the local construction site’s Cooks.
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