Entries Tagged 'Control freak' ↓
September 9th, 2008 — Bitch, Circus act, Control freak, How to say fuck off, I'm going to freak the fuck out!, Karma is a powerful thing, Negative people at work, Self Esteem, When to say fuck off, copybitch is not responsible
Have you ever met someone that is so obsessed with being a fig face, that all that comes out of their mouth is complaints. I have had the unfortunate experience of having to listen to a coworker’s shit every morning. It amazes me how someone can be so negative. I guess when you are 200+lbs there just is not too much to be excited about. I say death to the naysayers, death to the cowbutts, and death to the no sex getting mutha whos. How can you be married or living with someone and not get laid. UGGH!
What a waste of space
If I hear one more comment about how much this beast eats or what ailments this animal has, I am going to explode. Please masturbate or something. You are driving me nuts.
September 8th, 2008 — Being good at what you do, Bitch, Control freak, Coping, How to get to the top, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…, I'm going to freak the fuck out!, If I could just get the bank to give me back my money…, Insecurity is a vicious weapon, Kick the next person who talks over me in a meeting right in the fucking head!, SEM, SEO, Taken seriously, The meeting, Tired of people trying to do my job, Why the fuck did they hire me, Working with others
Bitch, I didn’t invite you into this conversation…
Grrrrrrrr, I am so fucking tired of people stepping in and trying to do my job, trying to tell me how things that I am responsible for are going to be done, and I think I’ll kick the next person who talks over me in a meeting right in the fucking head!
Again, why did they hire me?!
Well, let me tell ya (again). Because I know what the fuck I am doing! (Besides, why didn’t you get the job then, hmmm?) I’d like to show you that I know what I am doing, but you won’t let me. Oh well, maybe someday, I’ll finally get my big break.
Here’s more on my wishlist:
- Freedom to use my talent as necessary
- Authority to have control over my responsibilities
- Others to shut the fuck up and listen
Pretty simple, eh? (I need to be a creative director.)
August 5th, 2008 — Being good at what you do, Control freak, Coping, How to get to the top, I have a real job, If I could just get the bank to give me back my money…, The boss, Why the fuck did they hire me, Working with others
Tell me I’m not the only one
I have stuff to do, lots of stuff to do, and it all hinges on getting the information I need to go forward. Why is it people make you wait? I hate it! I am far too efficient for this shit. If only I were given full access to the things needed, I’d have everything on a fast track to completion.
Don’t be a dick

Now let’s just imagine you drive cars for NASCAR. You’re expected to go forward. So why the hell are you in reverse?
It’s ok to lose some control, really. It’s called trust and if you can’t trust someone you work with, you shouldn’t be working with anyone.
My suggestion
Get a grip! If you can’t, get a new job. Maybe you could be a field researcher or work for the Secret Service. That stuff is highly confidential, but keeping your writer in the know isn’t.