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Now I have to wonder, who the hell is doing this shit? I mean really, do they think people will actually click through even if by some miracle the comment makes it past the spam filter?

Well, here’s a few of my favorites (without the links to the porno, sorry, and if you need viagra, go somewhere else):

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But my all-time favorite is…

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(Why are you apologizing? For not using spell checker or just spamming the hell out of my blog? A spammer with a conscience, hmmm?)

In conclusion…

All I can say is good luck (and kindly leave me the hell alone).

Why is it that every time I go out into Reno there is always some fat bioch with this hairdo. I had the most unfortunate experience this morning while coming into work. Some ugly fat ho had this same ugly ass hairdo, but with a color variation that just about made me puke. It was bleached blond on top, layered over black. It was the fugliest thing I had ever seen.

I love making fun of this ugly hair cut.

Once while I was out at a bar not 1, but 4 girls that were hanging out together all had this same ugly haircut. So I told my friend look that’s the hairdo I love, and they heard me. It was so funny because I was being totally sarcastic. If you have this dumb looking do, please do not do it again. Especially if you are a bigun. It is so not cute and no one wants to look at the rolls on your neck.

Peace.

So, I’m on my way to work, burning up a quarter tank of gas, and a commercial for some scuzzy, casino buffet blares out my speakers like a circus act.

This is not marketing people!

The whole point of this over-dramatic and flat-out-obnoxious commercial was that they were having a special on their buffet… Let me repeat that, a special on their buffet.

Oh and by the way, the buffet is one of America’s most disgusting inventions to serve the larger than usual gobs spreading at alarming rates throughout the United States (haven’t you had enough, people?).

At least in Copybitch’s opinion. Sorry. But other people are starving.

And anyone who even attempts to take me on a “date” to a buffet will be shot immediately. There is nothing special about a buffet and the two words should never be forced into the same sentence.

Get this:

“Our buffet is as cheap as a gallon of gas!”

Are you new here?

WARNING: These are the types of statements that cause aneurysms. Thanks you Lewis Black, for warning us all. Now if we could just get the FCC to add this to their list of things you can’t say on the radio (and the bit about the horse of course), we’d be a whole lot safer.

Copybitch apologizes for any medical problems that may occur after reading this post and is not responsible as you read this shit at your own risk.

If you haven’t noticed the price of a gallon of gas isn’t exactly at it’s lowest. In fact that’s what everybody’s bitching about!

A failed attempt at pleasing the masses…

Ok, so I get it, of course I get it… wait… huh? Got it! What we all need to do is go downtown and get a buffet. Fuck the gas. Who needs gas money anyway. Shit, for a gallon of gas we can eat till our arteries are clogged and then we definitely won’t be going anywhere, right?

Oh no!