Ok, ok, so this really isn’t a surprise for anyone who has had the unfortunate experience of listening to these fools (I mean look at these people), but let me get back to my story…
So I’m driving into work…
… this morning, mind you I’m a commuter now, and I’m scrolling through the radio stations and low and behold more talk of Obama. But this isn’t intelligent talk about the economic state of our country or the environment… they’re talking about how Obama’s family will decorate the White House in their not so thrilling series Obama Nation. Ha, ha, get it. Yeah it’s that dumb.
Who Fucking Cares!
That’s number one, but I always hate to be reminded that I still live in a redneck, republican, asshole state. I’ll let you guess which one. Rob, Arnie & Dawn are the poster children for the ignorance that runs rampant through this place (and a frightening large majority of the rest of this country).
Anyway, back to my bitch…
You really can’t be saying a black president will have leopard print rugs, posters of Michel Jordan, and MTV all up in there filming an episode of cribs. You guys are apparently so stupid that you don’t even realize the racial ramifications of what you are saying. Hell, you might as well say that for the Obama’s first White House meal they’re having fried chicken and watermelon.
What’s worse?
After completely demonstrating your stereotypical racist belief system and preaching it through the radio like Rush Limbaugh so all have to be victims of your bullshit, you show off your sexist side to accompany your antisemitism. “Shooting blanks” does not mean you have baby girls idiots! And why are you laughing Dawn? Any self-respecting woman would find this insulting. Get with the program, men are no longer the heir… whatever bullshit that went on long before your time. We (women) are working now and guess what, we can vote too.
And there’s more
Never mind the stupid woman (proud veteran to boot) who cried when Obama won because she felt we were, “saying goodbye to our country as we know it”. Well, good riddance, what has your country done for you lately? You’re lucky you didn’t get blown to shreds over there, but we’re not. (And Dawn, enough with your meaningless thank yous, and yeah, keep Jesus out of it.) Why don’t you join up, take Rob and Arnie with you, and do us all a favor?
It’s people like you that ruin our country and give us all a bad rap to the rest of the world. Thanks. As far as Obama running us, “further into the ground”, take a look at what little Bush did you ignorant fools.
Listen to these idiots here and share your bitch:
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As for me, I won’t be listening to that station anymore. Of course, Nappy wannabe on 102.9 wasn’t too impressive either. After running through her speal about the economy and unemployment… (reading her script) she states, “… and there are lots of mothers out there pushing their babies down the street in strollers hoping for something good to happen.”
What?
Really, what are they waiting for? Their babies to get run down by a drunk driver and the settlement to follow?
Now I have to wonder, who the hell is doing this shit? I mean really, do they think people will actually click through even if by some miracle the comment makes it past the spam filter?
Well, here’s a few of my favorites (without the links to the porno, sorry, and if you need viagra, go somewhere else):
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plogypeskelry | rely on up to boyfriend and testament good sense cialis expansive pedagogical (Well I know what I’d do if my boyfriend ever said something like this to me.)
ambudrotins | vufjydsawdf
free anal sex (Do people pay for this often?)
But my all-time favorite is…
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sory
sory (Why are you apologizing? For not using spell checker or just spamming the hell out of my blog? A spammer with a conscience, hmmm?)
In conclusion…
All I can say is good luck (and kindly leave me the hell alone).
I have the pleasure of sitting next to this chic, who thinks that coming to work and talking about her ailments is sexy. Why would anyone want people to know your business like that. It seems to me that this person thinks that this is a way to get attention, but it really just makes you wonder about the sanity of this person. Every week, its either my foot is swollen, my stomach hurts, my ribs hurt, I am fat. My goodness, keep that shite to yourself. It is so ugly and very weird. How on earth did this chic get hired. All she does is bring the division down. She should be fired.
I had the worst experience ever yesterday while at work…
I was sitting in my cubicle enjoying a great cup of coffee when all of a sudden I smelt something so foul, I nearly puked.
Now I am still not sure who it was, it could be one of two of the biguns that work on either side of my cubicle. OH my lawd, this stench was so gross. It smelled like a woman who diddled herself and did not clean up after. Then sat in front of a heater that warmed it up so as to make the smell even worse. Since I did not know who it was, I really did not feel that I could say something. I probably should have just announced “what the hell is that smell”. Luckily today, da coochy is not smelling.
Who doesn’t shower before work?!
What the hell, why not shower before and after work. Even if you are obese, it really is much more embarrassing having a nasty funk lingering all around you. Maybe the people you live with don’t mind, but why subject innocent people to that stuff. YUK!
… where you’re the workhorse but you get zero credit? Well I happen to have one of those. I work with a team of people, and yet I am the only one that doesn’t gets any recognition for doing the job right.
WTF?!
I’m not the one screwing stuff up, but I get the wrath when they fail. Out of a team of 12, I am the only one that’s not being recognized. At first thought you’d think, much as I did, that my work isn’t up to par, or I’ve made some big mistakes. That’s not it.
I bust my ass just as hard as everyone else, and in some cases harder. I am the only person who does what I do, and I’m the first one overlooked.
Meritocracy?
Fuck that. Apparently merit is given not earned within this company. I am going to look for another job where I’ll be unappreciated at a better pay scale.
I used to be able to type my name into Google and come up number one in the search results. I even beat out a famous field hockey player (if there really is such a thing, the sport must be big outside of America). Yesterday I was number two and now today I’m the third. Third!
What’s the worst part?
I’m getting my ass kicked by “Plump Rumps #3″. What the fuck is the world coming to? The funny part is I had to check it out to make sure I didn’t have an ex playing revenge. I mean, not like I do that sort of thing, but maybe I was drunk… Yeah, no, anyway I have faith that Google will figure out who the real slim is and get my shit back on top (no pun intended).
I am a dude, and I work with mostly dudes and one chick. The chick thinks it is sexy to discuss her marital problems with us. Is that not the most stupidest fuking thing you have every heard. I mean who wants to hear about your money problems, sex problems and mostly her eating problems. It is so disgusting. I want to tell this crumb to shut up but I keep being nice. I think I should just stop being nice and tell this bioch to shut the fuck up. By the way did I mention this ho is over 200lb. It is really an appetite killer.
Why is it that every time I go out into Reno there is always some fat bioch with this hairdo. I had the most unfortunate experience this morning while coming into work. Some ugly fat ho had this same ugly ass hairdo, but with a color variation that just about made me puke. It was bleached blond on top, layered over black. It was the fugliest thing I had ever seen.
I love making fun of this ugly hair cut.
Once while I was out at a bar not 1, but 4 girls that were hanging out together all had this same ugly haircut. So I told my friend look that’s the hairdo I love, and they heard me. It was so funny because I was being totally sarcastic. If you have this dumb looking do, please do not do it again. Especially if you are a bigun. It is so not cute and no one wants to look at the rolls on your neck.
Well, if you couldn’t get an idea from the blog title, it’s about bitching. Yep, you heard me. I plan to bitch all the time on this blog. So, if bitching isn’t your thing, get outta here!
Ok, ok, so this really isn’t a surprise for anyone who has had the unfortunate experience of listening to these fools (I mean look at these people), but let me get back to my story…
Now I have to wonder, who the hell is doing this shit? I mean really, do they think people will actually click through even if by some miracle the comment makes it past the spam filter?
I have the pleasure of sitting next to this chic, who thinks that coming to work and talking about her ailments is sexy. Why would anyone want people to know your business like that. It seems to me that this person thinks that this is a way to get attention, but it really just makes you wonder about the sanity of this person. Every week, its either my foot is swollen, my stomach hurts, my ribs hurt, I am fat. My goodness, keep that shite to yourself. It is so ugly and very weird. How on earth did this chic get hired. All she does is bring the division down. She should be fired.
I am a dude, and I work with mostly dudes and one chick. The chick thinks it is sexy to discuss her marital problems with us. Is that not the most stupidest fuking thing you have every heard. I mean who wants to hear about your money problems, sex problems and mostly her eating problems. It is so disgusting. I want to tell this crumb to shut up but I keep being nice. I think I should just stop being nice and tell this bioch to shut the fuck up. By the way did I mention this ho is over 200lb. It is really an appetite killer.
Why is it that every time I go out into Reno there is always some fat bioch with this hairdo. I had the most unfortunate experience this morning while coming into work. Some ugly fat ho had this same ugly ass hairdo, but with a color variation that just about made me puke. It was bleached blond on top, layered over black. It was the fugliest thing I had ever seen. 
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